ARMED and DANGEROUS

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3

prettyemoji:

even olaf has more of an eyebrow game than me and he’s a snowmanimage

blhak:

When you go to do a Friends list, do it on pencil.

gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

but seriously like I can’t go up to the dude I like and be all “I spent my whole summer on tumblr fantasising over four Australians what about you?”

camslutt:

I am the third wheel of life

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

squidyword:

sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see

geezer-luiz:

Thiago Silva, everybody.

geezer-luiz:

Thiago Silva, everybody.

proudprongs:

remus lupin + character tropes

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.